Remember back in the good drunk days, when Anne Heche was a lesbian who had scotch bottles for hands and ecstasy pill eyes and knocked on people’s doors calling herself Celestia, “daughter of God, half-sibling of Christ, able to spread a message of love to this stricken planet before ascending into Heaven”?

Well, folks…

SHE’S BACK.

On last night’s Late Show with David Letterman, Anne donned her custom Alexander McQueen tin foil hat and went to town trash-talking her ex-husband and possible endangered species Coley Laffoon, basically calling him a clingy, money-hungry, soccer-playing a-hole. It should be mentioned he pretty much raises their son together. Spoiler Alert for Children of Divorce: You will feel sad.