27 August
Thursday

AMERICAN DIE: Jason Biggs Attacked, Possibly Mated With, By Apes

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In yet another sign of God’s cruel practical joke on Jason Biggs, the actor was reportedly attacked by a monkey while on vacation. Though, if you’ve ever really taken a good look at the guy, wethinks there is just a slight possibility the animal wasn’t so much attacking as he was mating with J-Biggs’ monkey face.

The report:

In a scene that could have come from the comedy films that have made him famous, the 31-year-old star fought off the wild animal when he was attacked while sightseeing on the British colony.

He was visiting the disputed territory at the foot of Spain with friend and American Pie co-star Eddie Kaye Thomas when the pair came face to face with one of Gibraltar’s mascots.

“Jason and Eddie decided to go on the trip to celebrate the ten-year anniversary of Pie,” a source told US media.

“They were hiking in the woods when this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off. “Jason’s travelling companions managed to fend the beast off and Jason thankfully wasn’t seriously hurt, just shaken up.”

The actor abruptly ended his holiday as a result of the attack and returned to the US early.

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