- Bob Dylan will release an album of popular Christmas songs for charity. He’s clearly just testing the Grammy people to see if they’re actually paying attention.
- Kate Gosselin will appear as a guest panelist on The View on September 14th and 15th. Finally, someone nice and level-headed to take Elisabeth’s place…
- Kevin Jonas will get married this winter, but hasn’t picked a best man from his other two brothers. There’s a free $50-million-grossing movie there, if they want it.
- Pete Townshend is working on a new musical about a rock musician who attempts to return to music later in his life after a 15-year hiatus. Finally, an excuse for his new songs to be terrible on purpose.
- Senator Ted Kennedy finally passed away this morning from brain cancer at the age of 77. I still like his chances in the next Massachusetts election.
