- Paula Abdul will host the September 17th VH1 Divas show after negotiations fell through with Idol, Dancing With The Stars, Groomer Has It, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, When Animals Attack 2K9, MANswers, and reruns of Green Acres.
- Michael Jackson’s death has been ruled a homicide. Bring on the most heavy-handed, transparent Law And Order sweeps week episode in the history of ratings-grabbing Law And Order episodes…
- An Us Weekly source claims that Jennifer Aniston deliberately dates men who “put her in the spotlight.” The source: Anyone who has ever read a magazine ever.
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted jewelry shopping yesterday after her home was robbed for the second time in a month. Goin’ for the hat trick! Impressive.
- Bryan Singer has signed on to direct a remake of the 1981 film Excalibur. The part of King Arthur will be played by Zac Efron and Jaden Smith CGI’d into one person.
- And finally, Tom Arnold and Dax Shepard appearing on the Doug Benson Podcast to swap Hollywood stories is precisely as ridiculous as you’d expect, which is very.
