- A&E is developing a reality series to follow the Jackson Brothers in the wake of Michael’s death. Yes, even in death, Michael’s completely carrying them.
- Kourtney Kardashian claims she’d “consider posing nude while pregnant.” A handful of people nearby then turned to look at her, unsure who she was speaking to.
- Disney and Robert Zemeckis are in talks to produce an animated remake of The Beatles’ Yellow Submarine. Get ready for four CGI’d dancing, motion-captured Ringos!
- The Philadelphia School Reform Commission voted 3-1 to allow Tony Danza to film his reality show about teaching English to Philly 10th graders. This concludes the final possible combination of words ever assembled.
- Don Hewitt, the creator of 60 Minutes, died yesterday at the age of 86. His funeral will commence as soon as the day’s NFL games wrap up.
