Hyper-Christians Heidi and Spencer Pratt make no secret about their love for Jesus and the Holy Bible. And given their recent jump to D-List Celebrity Status, the twosome are doing everything in their power to get the word out about their faith, including creating a Christian Gospel Album, and the requisite Christian Playboy Shoot. So, what does a Jesus-Approved “Tasteful” Playboy shoot look like?
Just as you would expect:

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Spencer Pratt gives her 30 orgasms a day.
Us Right Now: (Appropriate GIF and some Playboy thumbnails ahead.)

Here is a small tit-tac-toe board of Heidi’s Unbelievably Reverent Photoshoot. Click on the pic to be taken over to Playboy.com for the NSFW full size versions:











