The internet is full of “Hey remember this thing from our childhood?” t-shirts (it’s actually the only thing on the internet, besides “Chocolate Rain” and Ask.com) but the following G.I. Joe-themed shirt not only made me laugh, it also answers a question that has plagued us ex-children for over two decades.

If “knowing is half the battle,” what’s the other half of the battle?

Answer:

Odds of anything in the new G.I. Movie being anywhere near this amusing or informative? One in not.