Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover Ruins The Internet’s Vanessa Hudgens Boner

Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover came out today, so get ready to…do whatever the opposite of masturbation is:

And if that photo ruined your boner for the weekend, this next photo will literally castrate you (ladies too):

aHHHHhaaaaaaa!!!!!!

I don’t think anyone needs to read a “Pigskin Preview” that badly”…