Bravo’s slew of “Rich People Meets Basic Cable” reality shows are anything but real. It’s like taking reality, pumping it full of anti-aging chemicals, flocking it in hot pink velvet, inducing it with years of worthlessness, putting it in a BMW, and pushing it out on its maiden voyage on its way to Judgmenttown. Which is why the following animated renderings of some of your favorite shows, put together by a genius known only by his Youtube name of KCSCougar, are so perfect. Sure, they may look like a poor man’s Dr. Katz Professional Therapist. But somehow, squiggly lines and all, they manage to capture a reality that Andy Cohen could only dream of.

Take this parody of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, for example. Be warned, the language and imagery is NSFW 2 Tha Max, but it manages to sum of the entire series in a mere few minutes. Marble dildos, botox shots and all.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Ahead, check out his NSFW-language parodies of The Millionaire Matchmaker, The Real Housewives of New York, and his scathing but hyperaccurate portrayal of the cast of NYC Prep, which is not insanely unlike our flow chart from a few weeks back.

The Millionaire Matchmaker

The Real Housewives of New York

The Real Housewives of New York Reunion

The Cast of NYC Prep