As though the tragedies of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett’s deaths were not sad enough, now we learn that Vanity Fair scrapped a Mad Men cover story, replete with photoshoots by genius photog Annie Liebowitz, opting instead for an MJ and Farrah tribute issue. But thanks to the good people over at Oh No They Didn’t, we now can imagine what could have been… The Ultimate Don and Betty Draper Cover:

OK, OK, sure, this cover is plenty sexy. But you know what is sexier?

The slight possibility of seeing Jon Hamm’s A-Crack…..
Too bad there isn’t some sort of plastic surgery available to become an überwasp… just three stitches to the a-hole is all it would take to look this amazing.
To view the rest of the photos and read the entire article… click here to head over to VanityFair.com.






