- Hugh Jackman will play P.T. Barnum in the upcoming movie musical The Greatest Showman On Earth. The film was originally going to be called “Sucker,” but that title was already taken by over a dozen vampire-themed pornos.
- Michael Douglas’ son was arrested in a crystal meth sting. Let’s just hope they can wrap up this whole situation without Luis Guzman dying in a car explosion.
- CBS will launch a revamped daytime version of the game show Let’s Make a Deal, featuring Wayne Brady as the host. The show will be mostly identical to the original, but with more constant improvised songs in the voice of Bill Cosby.
- Comedian and 24 star Mary Lynn Rajskub got married in Vegas this weekend. Here’s hoping the dude doesn’t turn out to be evil for once.
- And last, but definitely not least, the biggest news of the day, and maybe millennium.
