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While You Were Living Life With Back-To-Back True Lies On TNT

By Dan Hopper

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  • Mark Wahlberg and model Rhea Durham wed in Beverly Hills this weekend, but not before a slammin’ bachelor party where Turtle called E gay for not hitting on the bartender until Drama lectured the boys about the dangers of “server p*ssy”
  • Steven Spielberg will direct a remake of the 1950 Jimmy Stewart film Harvey, based on the 40s play about a man who sees an invisible 6 1/2 foot rabbit. In the remake, the rabbit will be extremely visible, horribly CGI’d, voiced by Jack Black, and will rap “Just A Friend” with a Rihanna-squirrel over the credits.
  • Ali Larter married longtime boyfriend Hayes MacArthur, who sounds like a Law & Order suspect.
  • Funny People led the weekend box office but only grossed a mediocre $23.4 million. That’s what happens when you mix Adam Sandler trailers with Judd Apatow producing; we have to know definitively beforehand if the movie’s gonna be good or terrible, this could-go-either-way stuff just confuses people.
  • The International Mozarteum Foundation in Salzburg claims that two long-unidentified pieces of music were actually written by Mozart around the age of 7 or 8. But honestly, the International Mozarteum Foundation in Salzburg ALWAYS says that.
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    Posted on August 3rd, 2009 | Permalink
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