
This is Taylor Momsen. Yes, Taylor Momsen. Not rhymes with Abortney Blove. Taylor Momsen. According to Taylor’s “birth certificate”, she was born 16 years ago. Above is a photo of the Gossip Girl star celebrating her 16th birthday at the totally-not-druggie-place-at-all Hiro in New York City a couple of days ago.
Yup. This is what 16 looks like now. Darwinism, Shmarwinism, get this girl some whiskey a trailer and seven babies from 2 to 13 years old and call it a life.











