So This Is What 16 Looks Like Nowadays…

This is Taylor Momsen. Yes, Taylor Momsen. Not rhymes with Abortney Blove. Taylor Momsen. According to Taylor’s “birth certificate”, she was born 16 years ago. Above is a photo of the Gossip Girl star celebrating her 16th birthday at the totally-not-druggie-place-at-all Hiro in New York City a couple of days ago.

Yup. This is what 16 looks like now. Darwinism, Shmarwinism, get this girl some whiskey a trailer and seven babies from 2 to 13 years old and call it a life.