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31 July
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Jessica Simpson Has The Face That Launched A Thousand Checks

jessica_fatThe New York Post reports that Jessica Simpson‘s new VH1 Reality show “The Price of Beauty” comes with a price tag heftier than all that weight she gained that one time when everyone said she was fat before deciding she is in fact not fat and all those people who said that are jerks (got all that?):

Jessica Simpson is scheduled to start shooting the new show next week and travel to seven countries examining exotic beauty regimens. But VH1 isn’t happy with her budget. “To get her camera-ready each episode will cost $25,000,” said our source. “She insists on using her own hair, makeup and fashion stylists, who are more expensive than J.Lo’s.

Man, $25,000 per episode. I’m no expert, but that sure seems like a lot. You could really get a lot of cool stuff for 25 grand. I think it’s about time we played everyone’s favorite pricing game:

What Could YOU Buy With Jessica Simpson’s Face?

suzuki

A fully loaded 2009 Suzuki Grand Vitara

detroit
A 3-bedroom fixer-upper in Detroit, Michigan


employee

1,853 DVD copies of Employee of the Month (or 28,409 used copies priced at $0.88 each as listed on Amazon.com)

mantle

A 1952 mint condition Mickey Mantle rookie card

baby

A baby bought on the black market (last time I checked, $25k was the going rate)

showPA

Another Production Assistant that probably could use the work. Seriously, VH1.

So, what would YOU buy with Jessica Simpson’s face?

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