Katie Holmes was spotted in Melbourne with daughter Suri, and in an attempt to continue the illusion that her daughter is the most precious child in the world, Katie apparently hired Mary Poppins’ love child with Samantha Ronson to prance around everywhere they went.
“Yes, a spooooonful of Suri helps the medicine go dowwwn!“
Also, I’m pretty sure there’s not enough down in Katie’s jacket, people! [/SARCASM!! AMIRITE?! Bye.]
Is it even raining? The answer ahead….
…. No, it is not even raining.
More pics of Marie Poppingston ahead, PLUS a devastating exposé into Suri Cruise’s dark side… her New Jersey dark side:
Aww, Suri is growin’ up so quickly though!! Only 4 more years until she changes her name to Laura Burney, fakes her own ocean death, and ends up wearing a wig on a cross-country bus while some strange old lady offers her apples.
Always the little troublemaker, Suri managed to slip away from Mommy and Nanny to close a pretty shady-looking transaction with her dealer:
“Jersey Babys”? OMG, does it star a little baby Frankie Valley???? I’ll take three.
(Thanks to Intern Zack Mast for the Mary Poppins inspo.)
