Finally, a solution to that cartoony green spray that comes out of your buttcrack when you bend over a dishwasher and your co-plumber sticks his head right down your pants! Introducing – ASSPRAY!!! Er, it’s just called Aspray, and pronounced “A Spray,” but I think we all get the idea. You can also use it on your privates! That means your vagina or penis.
As Moe would say, “Ahhhh, ya got the stink lines and everything…”
Nice to see Kirk Cameron’s still doing alright for himself this days.
(via Videogum)
