SPLINT SECOND DECISION: Dog Becomes Saddest Bastard On Earth

Look at this sad bastard, will ya? This 18-month old Goldie named Mac chased a rabbit off a damn cliff. And now? Now he looks like the inspiration for this:

If only dogs knew how to hold me. It would give me a reason to finally throw that body pillow out. (JK I think.)

(And for all those people who will encourage me to submit this to the F*ckyeahanimalsincasts Tumblr, please be aware that I basically invented the genre three and a half years ago. Even Google says so.)