The above photo of Madonna is causing ripple effects, as it were, throughout the blogosphere, as they appear to be at the very least bionic and at the very most made out of dinosaur parts. While some are disgusted by her sinewy display — The Daily Mail compares her to the Bodies Exhibit — we actually see this as an amazing, God-given miracle. Because it seems that after years of giving Kabbalah all that she has to give as a person and as a soul, Madonna has finally gotten what she truly wants: Challah Arms:

If only they made red string bracelets out of jam…