The trailer for Dorian Gray has been leaked. The movie stars Colin Firth in a pointy little beard that does little to no good for him, and Ben Barnes from the Narnia franchise as Dorian Gray. The trailer has all thing things a good ladyporn should have: A hot young actor, a butt chin, blindfolds, string instruments, corsets, kissing of the hands, waistcoats. And thankfully, unlike other hotly anticipated movies that are coming out way, way, far away from now in 2010 (when the Jetsons were born, theoretically), this movie is coming out on September 9, 2009, or 999, which when flipped over, is 666, which is the Devil’s batsignal, which means this will be a devilishly good time. [/reretheories.biz]
But seriously, this looks really good. Let’s hope it doesn’t pull an Other Boleyn Girl on us…
