Dear Cottonelle,
BWE.tv would like to personally thank you for your latest brilliant ad campaign featuring a young yellow lab puppy being primped and pampered interlaced with images of toilet paper. Not only is that puppy an absolute theatrical genius (seriously? The tub scene? Paws? *cough*Emmy*cough*), but even more importantly, repeated viewings have started to make me think that there is no better heaven than the one that allows you to wipe your “a” with a newborn puppy. This is truly our gentlest dream. They wouldn’t even probably not care!
So thanks, Cottonelle, for helping us realize our dream.
Sincerely,
The TSoA (Tenderanes Society of America)
