- Jon Gosselin was seen on a double date in the Hamptons with none other than Lindsay’s dad Michael Lohan. The twosome weren’t dining with women, however, but comically oversized paychecks. Yeah… they got some. (What paycheck can say no to Ed Hardy?)
- In related news, the following item will either be the best or worst thing the Gosselin’s 8 children will ever hear: The neighbor of Jon Gosselin in his new Upper West Side bachelor pad? Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo on “Sesame Street.” We hope you can’t hear sex noises through the walls, because awwwwkkkkwwwwwaaarrdd.
- We didn’t really know how to handle the news that our friend and favorite person on Earth Stephen Baldwinwas forced to file for bankruptcy. Only that if Stephen Baldwin can’t live the American Dream, what hope do any of us have?
- This collection of brilliant photoshops depicting celebrities as famous paintings is worth a look. Not only do we get to see Jennifer Aniston’s fake audition for Fantine in Les Mis, and a rarely seen classy Amy Winehouse as a Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres painting, you also realize that Hugh Laurie would basically be hot in any century.
- Gold’s Gym has declared it “Cankles Awareness Month”, claiming that cankles are out of style. Question: Ain’t that sh*t genetic? Like, are there exercises to slim down flankles? Can one bind an ankle like a little ancient Eastern foot?
