The world’s most famous rock n’ soul band, Hall & Oates, has shaped many a lifetime: A lifetime of laughter, of dancing, of parties, of making love in the moonlight. But back in 1990, Mr. Oates told someone very important in his life that “[He] Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)”, and made a decision that would rock the world of keytar owners all over the world. Today, however, fantastic news:

In 1990, John Oates made a huge mistake. After years in the limelight and countless hit singles, he parted ways with one of the founding members of blue-eyed-soul duo Hall and Oates.

No, not Darryl Hall. His mustache, better known as J-Stache.

But now, he’s back and finally getting the fame he deserves.

Indeed, J-Stache is a cartoon about John Oates and his stache. But not just any cartoon… like a really high quality, hilariously well made one. We’ve only been given a taste of this no doubt phenomenon in this Funny or Die trailer, but we’re going to go ahead and say that J-Stache will be our Planet Unicorn of 2009, if only for the Geraldo scene alone. “You and me Oatsie”:

His brain is waffles!! Also they could have called this “Boogie Nights: The Animated Series” because it’s basically the same thing.