New Yorkers are still waiting for the Times to release their so-called “career-destroying bombshell” story about Governor David Paterson, which has been rumored to be everything from a sex scandal to a drug scandal to being the second gunman on the grassy knoll while having sex with drugs.
Fortunately, we don’t have to wait for the story to actually break before newspapers can start rolling out ridiculous, Photoshopped joke covers. Way to take the initiative, A.M. New York:
Pretty awesome — though I imagine that the day the story breaks, the NY Post will rain down upon us with the greatest headline that ever headlined. Political scandal, sex and drugs possibly involved, Democratic governor, and the possibility of blind jokes? I will be satisfied with nothing less than the Sgt. Pepper’s of Post headlines.























