In a thing that she has not done before ever seriously you guys, Lindsay Lohan posed as the “Nueva Marilyn Monroe” on the cover of Vogue España:

There’s no more obvious way to generate a response than to declare “Someone is the new Other Someone Who’s Super Famous,” because blogger types just can’t resist responding to obvious controversy-baiting claims like “The Jonas Brothers = The New Beatles?”

For example:

“Robert Pattinson = The New De Niro?”

“Miley Cyrus = The New Charlemagne?”

“Kellie Pickler = The New Rolling Stones and Dylan Combined But Better?”

“Ashlee Simpson = The New Christ? Or Perhaps Even The Old One?”

See how easy it is? Feel free to leave your own bombastic “New” claims in the comments.