- Rene Zellweger is gaining weight to star in a third Bridget Jones installment, once again taking roles away from actually overweight actresses, actually British actresses, and actually good-at-acting actresses.
- Two physically disabled people are suing Dancing With The Stars, claiming that one of the cameramen threatened to run over a service dog. The lawsuit also claims that a lighting supervisor stole candy from a disabled baby, and Tom Bergeron tied a quadriplegic to a railroad track.
- Jada Pinkett Smith talked in depth about her sex life in a new Shape Magazine interview, admitting that she and Will missed the Oscars red carpet while they were having sex in a limo. She then added, “Because we have sex so much because man does he ever love my vagina hooooo-eeee.”
- FX is planning a new comedy called The League based around the world of fantasy football. I look forward to watching it several times a day in between peeks at the Facebook movie.
- The Tonys cut 100 members from their voting pool, apparently after realizing that they only need one dude to just hand an award to the year’s only profitable musical.
