- Hundreds of fans gathered in London’s O2 Arena to hold a candlelight vigil for Michael Jackson. The world is now just two public MJ memorials away from getting the point.
- The Sun UK ran an article about MJ’s alleged homosexuality with the headline “Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough Exploiting The Sh*t Out Of This Dude For Months And Months After His Death.”
- Spongebob Squarepants is celebrating his 10th anniversary of existence with a behind-the-scenes special airing tonight on VH1. Wait, VH1? Really? I guess they’ll have to digitally insert some fake, herpes-covered cleavage on Patrick.
- Harry Potter will soon surpass the James Bond movies to become the highest-grossing film franchise of all time. Just give Saw about fifty more years…
- Universal is releasing a re-cut, tamer version of Bruno to help boost audiences in the U.K. There’s still a talking d*ck, it just doesn’t yell quite as loudly.
