Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson! Wait, you thought they broke up months ago? I was pretty sure they did too. But it turns out, they were still together. But now they’re not whoaaaaa!!!!!
A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson’s birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.)
“She canceled her party because of this,” the source tells Us. “She’s doing OK.”
…Later, she wrote: “Everyone needs to know that hope floats…grab the strings and pull it back to you… Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”
Oh crap, I missed the part about someone having cancer, that’s terrible. Oh, no one has cancer? Whew. But then I’m not sure what this paragraph’s all about. I guess she’s wishing her friends peace after the end of her relationship that’s ended like nine times already?
Or more likely, her beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family were really looking forward to that Barbie/Ken themed party, and she wishes them “peace” for having dropped some money on costumes they didn’t end up getting a chance to wear?
Either way, at least I’m finally done having to come up with different ways to continue joking about this couple…
Still, another source tells Us the volatile couple could always get back together.
Damn.
