Andy Rooney Is The Don Rickles Of The Fruit Aisle

In this week’s never-unawesome Andy Rooney segment, Rooney turned his rapier wit on a neighborhood fruit stand, tearing through fruit after fruit with a barrage of insults, stories, and characteristic nonsense, like a fruit-themed insult comedian working the crowd.

I wish he elaborated a bit more about the time he stole those cherries…

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