Mel Gibson will star in a upcoming movie called The Beaver about a depressed man who finds solace in a beaver hand puppet. Dave Coulier is kicking himself.- Police said the investigation into Michael Jackson’s death could turn criminal depending on the results of his toxicology tests. Is it finally time for a Law & Order series finale starring Chris Tucker?
- The Brad Pitt Moneyball movie, which was scrapped days before shooting, could resume again with a new script from Aaron Sorkin. Producers claim the original script just didn’t have enough absurdly-literate characters interrupting one another.
- Comedy Central greenliit a new comedy series starring Napoleon Dynamite’s Jon Heder. Here’s hoping the series isn’t ruined for me in advance by billions of AIM profile quotes.
- I’m only casually familiar with the work of veteran soul artist Bill Withers, but this interview with the man is absolutely fascinating. Also, he never donated sperm, nor is he Paris Jackson’s father (spoiler).
