Ryan Phillippe and Val Kilmer are in talks to co-star in a MacGruber feature film, based on the recurring Will Forte SNL sketches. And if there’s one thing I trust Lorne Michaels to do, it’s taking a funny five minute joke and extending it to a very necessary hour and a half.- The tabloid fun continues for MJ’s children. Star Magazine is really on a roll this week!
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist for allegedly stealing her spray-tan formula. The answer to that question would be no, Lindsay Lohan literally cannot do a single thing without controversy occurring.
- Speaking of Lindsay, police have revised their earlier report about Lindsay’s mysteriously missing $400,000 jewels, admitting the jewels are closer to about $40,000 in value. TMZ would like to apologize for its premature headline, “HoHan Definitely Steals Four Billion Dollars.”
- Transformers 2 topped the $300 million mark at the U.S. box office yesterday, and the economy is fixed.
