Yesterday was the premiere of the long-awaited film Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in London, and because it’s still a week before any of us can see it I thought I’d kill the time with some Michelle Collins-style awards. [Sadly none of the photos had Alan Rickman aka Professor Snape. He's the best.]
Daniel Radcliffe
DEFINITELY STILL HAS SWINE FLU
Rupert Grint
Michael Gambon
MOST LIKELY TO MAKE PEOPLE SAY “HOLY CRAP! WHEN DID SHE GROW UP?!”
Emma Watson
THE JUDD APATOW LOOKALIKE AWARD
J.K. Rowling’s date
MOST LIKELY NEEDS A LONG NAP
Helena Bonham Carter
PAULA DEENIEST
Miriam Margolyes
MOST LIKELY WEARING A SET PIECE FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ
This lady
“I’M REAL! I’M A REAL BOY!” PINOCCHIO AWARD
Daniel Radcliffe
MOST LIKELY TO BE CONFUSED FOR BOB DYLAN OR A VAGRANT
Tim Burton
MOST LIKELY TO RIP OPEN THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE BY KISSING
Daniel Radcliffe and J.K. Rowling
