So you spent all spring getting ready for beach season. You dieted and exercised during every spare minute of the day so perhaps one day you could look just like Gossip Girl star Blake Lively, right?

Well, you wasted your time, fatso. People Magazine reports that Blake told UK Glamour “she doesn’t do anything to make her body look good.” So, it sounds like Ms. Lively can basically eat whatever she wants all day every day and sit on the couch playing non-exercise-based video games and still manage to look fantastic:

“I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years,” she continues. “On the day of the shoot, I ate a pork burrito, chips and coke. Afterwards, I thought, ‘I probably shouldn’t have done that.’ But whatever.”

There you have it. Life is cruel, but if you didn’t already know that, I hear there are all kinds of answers at the bottom of a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. Blake Lively told me.