Get A Load Of Kristen Bell’s FAT ASS

Kristen Bell falls into the dubious “Worst Beach Bod” category in Star Magazine’s new “52 Best & Worst Beach Bodies Even Though We Just Found 52 Random Pictures And This Is Really Pushing It Even By Sleazy Tabloid Judgmental Standards” issue, for this picture of her fat, flabby, unholy, disgusting thighs (fat):

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sure stuck it to her, Star! Kristen Bell? More like, Kristen FAT AS HELL LOLOLOLOL