7 July
Tuesday

Chinese Authors Write Entire MJ Biography In 48 Hours, Admit It’s Inaccurate

MJ Walk StarTired of waiting WEEKS for those “real” Michael Jackson biographies to come out, with all their “information” and “facts” and “stuff not literally just pulled from the internet?” Worry no longer! Two tireless authors in China have released the first official post-death MJ biography, written in just two days:

As British publishers race to be first to market with a Michael Jackson memoir, two Chinese writers have produced an “instant biography” after working non-stop for 48 hours.

[Author Jiang Xiaoyu] said the book was an accumulation of information gathered over many years as one of Jackson’s fans, plus some information he found on the internet. He admitted that some of the details might be inaccurate due to time constraints.

Written in 48 hours by two Chinese MJ fans with information pulled off the internet? Might actually be more fun to read than a professional, researched Michael Jackson biography.

Some actual excerpts (maybe) from Jian Xiaoyu and Xing Han’s “Instant” MJ Biography:

Chapter 1: Michael Jackson love swelled many hearts, when he was like he was walking on the moon!

Chapter 2: Jackson was break in big way when “Off The Wall Record” climbing up and onto the musical charts.

Chapter 3: Michael is so successful in popular music people were all calling him “King of the Pop”

Chapter 4: Michael first was good then was bad when he went from being on the stage of concerts to being on the court of law.

Chapter 5: Michael also had Bubbles the chimp and the elephant man skeleton but sometimes newspapers made reports that are not true too.

Chapter 6: Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958–June 25, 2009) was an American recording artist, entertainer and businessman. The seventh child of the Jackson family, he made his debut as an entertainer in 1968 as a member of The Jackson 5. He then began a solo career in 1971 while still a member of the group, and that successful career led to him being dubbed the “King of Pop” in subsequent years. Jackson’s 1982 album Thriller remains the world’s best-selling album of all time, and four of his other solo studio albums are among the world’s best-selling records: Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991) and HIStory (1995).

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