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6 July
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I’ll Pay Good Money For The Security Footage Of Yesterday’s Chimp Escape

chimpIt seems 30 chimpanzees at the Chester Zoo in England escaped their enclosure and found their way in to the kitchen yesterday. We can only hope that in the coming days some footage of this is released, because… damnit, if 30 monkeys performed a daring jailbreak and went (yes, I’m going there) bananas in a kitchen and we don’t get to see it, there is no justice.

Just listen to the zookeepers description:

Mr McGregor-Reid said: “Somehow or other they got into the kitchen – it must have been the smell of the bananas or something like that.”

“It was a bit like an old-fashioned chimps tea party… they’ve certainly had a ball in that room that’s for sure.”

The zoo director said chimpanzees got through “lots of food” during their sojourn to the preparation area.

I’ll settle for some old-timey black and white footage of monkeys baking cakes, because that’s what I picture it looking like anyway.

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