Don’t click on it, Dan. Don’t do it. It’s just gonna be some impossibly shameless quotes to continue fueling attention to Heidi & Spencer at all costs, and you’ll just get mad at yourself and everything in the universe. Don’t do–no, NO!!!

In a Monday appearance on Alex Jones’ radio show, Infowars, the couple revealed they feel 9/11 was an “inside job,” say the idea that global warming exists is “mind boggling” and lament the “end of humanity.”

“I really do feel like we took the blue pill or whatever from The Matrix,” Spencer says.

Since then, says Heidi: “We’ve been nonstop researching the Internet…for information for at least a month all day every day.”

AHhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…. WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS??? STOP CLICKING ON ANYTHING RELATED TO EITHER OF THESE PEOPLE!!! HOW STUPID ARE YOU/ME/YOUME/EVERYTHING????

Unless the next link is “Heidi Gets Banged By A Syphlitic Rhino And Dies Instantly – VIDEO” I’m not falling for this crap again. There’s more than enough videos of squirrels eating lemons to fill my giant blocks of sitting on the internet time.