In the restricted trailer for Katherine Heigl’s latest attempt to make you tired of her, The Ugly Truth, an ill-advised pair of vibrating underpants results in a massive Heigl-gasm in the middle of a restaurant, unlike anything ever attempted by any other famous romantic comedies.

The trailer cuts off right before the old lady at the neighboring table says “Waiter – I’ll have what she’s having! And by ’she’ I mean Katherine Heigl.”