Enjoying the new site? If you haven’t had time to poke around yet, here’s a quick rundown of some of the new features of BWE.tv 2.0 (the last version was actually BWE.tv -9000.0):
– Slow-loading Digg buttons replaced by giant, dancing Digg button animated gifs.
– Built-in AskJeeves and iwon.com search functionality for humorous, inaccurate searches.
– Special chatroom for commenters complaining about the new BWE show format even though they haven’t watched it since the second episode.
– New “Loading” Homepage.
– Auto “50 Animals With _______” Function – just fill in the blank with a ridiculous characteristic, and fifty pictures of animals with that attribute magically appear.
– “Daily OJ Joke” Feature removed.
– All nonsensical rambling in Dan’s Lost recaps will appear in convenient, easy-to-skip-over hot pink font.
– 30-second ads in VH1 embeddable player replaced by the film Gettysburg.
– New lickable, tropical fruit-flavored screen.
– Banner will now include digitized Bret Michaels yelling the date and time of the next “Rock Of Love” airing, even when you navigate away or turn your computer off.
Other features you’d like to see? Other new site feedback? Leave ‘em in the comments.
