For the third consecutive time in our “Guess The New York Post Headline” Game, a commenter (multiple actually) was right on the Bernie. Money.
Here’s this morning’s New York Post headline for the sentencing of Bernie Madoff to 150 years in prison:

And our commenters from yesterday…
Ryan Crist says (3:04 pm):
My money is on a somewhat disappointing “Bye Bye Bernie”
Buffy Freak says (3:06 pm):
Bye Bye Bernie
O.G. Emily says (3:36 pm):
It is so much a foregone conclusion that it will be “Bye Bye Bernie” that I can’t think of anything else.
Well, you were all right. And for as often as I’ve praised the Post as pun-headline artistes who always zag when you expect them to zig, we’ve beat them to the punch three straight times, making me wonder if they’ve lost their punny, judgmental edge…
Because the comments from yesterday aren’t showing up on the new site yet, here are some of the headline highlights:
My Suggestions -
OOOOH, BERN!
MAD-DOG PUT DOWN
BERN IN HELL
NOT-A-SAINT BERNARD
BERN, SWITZER-LANDED IN JAIL
THE BERN BERN BERN, THE BERN IS IN JAIL (really thought this was gonna be it)
NO HAPPY DAYS FOR THIS PONZI
BERNIE GAY(SEX)DOFF, FOR THE NEXT 150 YEARS
Tom G -
7800 WEEKENDS AT BERNIE’S JAIL CELL
I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BERNIE SINGS
JUDGE TO BERNIE: CELL CELL CELL!
Commenters -
Scott says:
Madoff Sentence: From Here to E-Bernie-Ty
Derrick says:
“No More Wonderland for This Madoff-Hatter”
Jessica says:
PON-SEE YA!
FilmDrunk says:
JAIL TO THE THIEF
annie says:
NO HOPE FOR YOU! (take off “No Soup for You”) [Ed Note - Man, I was rooting for this one...perfectly Post-believably untopical...]






