When I turned my TV on around 7:54pm last night, I could have sworn I was watching some new fashion critique show on Bravo hosted by Andy Rooney. Turns out it was just 60 Minutes. During his regular segment, the Roon-man pulled some long unworn items from his closet and judged with that classic Andy wit. He coined some fierce new catch phrases like:
“Can anyone tell me why this is something I thought I’d wear??”
“It makes me look as though I’d own a PAWN shop!”
And my personal favorite:
“Can you imagine me wearing THIS to a Giants game??”
He shouldn’t be so quick to knock that silk jacket he got from the owner of the restaurant ‘The Gilded Giraffe.’ It make Andy looks like the dreamy captain of the football team. Plus, it’s got the letters ‘OG’ stitched on the front, which I can only assume stands for ‘Original Gangsta’ and not ‘Ornery Grandpa.’ I hope CBS never follows Andy’s own advice and puts these segments “back in the closet, where they belong.”
Note: Last night’s segment was actually from last summer, but Andy’s fashion advice is timeless.
