- Stephen Moyer, the sexy as Vampire Bill on True Blood, has called Robert Pattinson a “p*ssy”, saying “He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.” Robert Pattinson is busy getting his most expensive white glove dry cleaned for what is to be his most slappy response ever.
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo have broken up. Also, this dog farted. Equally as breaking newsworthy, in our opinions.
- Sarah Jessica Parker has revealed the named of her newborn twin girls delivered via surrogate, Marion and Tabitha. Not trying to dispel those witch rumors anytime soon, is she?
- A study has shown that reality TV romances do not last. Which just goes to show that if Ross and Rachel had been real people, they would have literally killed each other by now.
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being accused of plagiarizing passages in her new book. Publishers were suspicious when they noticed that for the first time ever, she strung a sentence together that actually made sense.
- Director David Fincher is scrambling to direct a movie about Facebook before the social networking website becomes obsolete. Just take it from Martin Scorcese, whose film “Testimonials: The Friendster Trials” never even made it to the theaters.
