In a study performed by scientists who dropped out of college, research shows that women have more difficulty looking at “abnormal” babies than regular ones. Which is clearly untrue.
Take this little guy, for example, who I can’t stop staring at.
Sometimes, abnormal babies are the best kinds. Like two peanut M&M’s you find fused together in a bag, or that one mangled pretzel that looks like it’s saying hello with a little pretzel arm. Buck up, ladies, and learn how to stare an ugly baby down. They’ll thank you when they’re old enough.
