OHHHHHHHHHHH I GEEEEEEEEETTTTTT ITTTTTTT!!!!!
Other possible BK slogans that would’ve gotten the point across a little more subtlely:
10) It’s so hard not to love our meat!
9) The BK Seven-Incher: Coming Soon!
8) You can suck on this sandwich all night long!
7) Size DOES matter! In regards to our sandwich as well as penises!
6) We’re gonna spew flavor all over your face!
5) Erect some flavor in your pink face taco!
4) Stick a Burger King d*ck in your mouth!
3) 100% Pure D*ckmeat!
2) Seriously, it’s like the sandwich is a d*ck!
1) Literally give a blow job to our new d*ck-shaped sandwich!
Other BK slogan suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments. But try to keep them c– well, too late. Write whatever.
