Cameron Diaz received a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame today in the “Annoying, Repetitive Laugh In Every Sh*tty Trailer” category (which replaces “Radio”):

I don’t hate Cameron Diaz with the same fiery passion as every single one of my female friends, and even though her career has been essentially ignorable for the last 10 years, she was in There’s Something About Mary, which is a hell of a lot more than some people on the Walk Of Fame have ever done.
On the other hand, there’s this photo from the Walk of Fame ceremony, which sums up how most people will remember her forever:












