Before clicking play on the below video — which we strongly encourage you do — be warned. We had no idea what we were getting into when saw an article entitled “Which way to Bay? Baby sea lion rescued on freeway”, along with video. Then, we watched it. AND THE AIR WAS LITERALLY KNOCKED DIRECTLY OUT OF OUR LUNGSACKS. What follows is raw footage of a small baby sea lion who was nabbed by the San Fran Po-Po — or, taken into fuzztody, if you will (and you won’t) — just hanging out in the backseat of a police cruiser. That is… until he escapes. Why are sea lions at once the most hilariously funny looking and yet Mortal-Kombat-My-Fallopian-Tubes-dorable things in the universe???
As though you need more convincing, look at his little baby mugshot:
Kill me.
