Gentlemen, our commercial with Padma Lakshmi essentially f***ing a burger was an enormous success. Almost as successful as our commercial with Paris Hilton essentially f***ing a burger while wearing a bikini. But we can’t stop there — we need a fresh, new angle for our upcoming commercial with MTV’s Audrina Patridge. Any ideas? Yes, Jenkins?
…What if we have a commercial where Audrina puts on a bikini then essentially f***s a burger?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I have the best damn employees in all of advertising. Make sure there’s a shot of her fellating a pineapple slice, and the ad’s a go.
