- Tom Cruise and J.J. Abrams have signed on with Paramount to produce a fourth Mission Impossible movie. Cruise’s new mission? To convince the American public that he’s still a viable blockbuster movie star.
- David Archuleta’s father has been charged with soliciting a prostitute. Trust me, you do not want to see the reaction of those Youtube David Archuelta fangirls crowded around the tv when this news broke.
- The Black-Eyed Peas snagged the number one spot on the Billboard charts with their new album The E.N.D., selling an astonishing twenty-nine copies, a 2009 record.
- T.R. Knight has officially left Grey’s Anatomy. It was bad enough when the doctors were having sex while people were dying, but now they’ll be having sex while people are dying and be severely understaffed.
- And finally, Lindsay Lohan posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter today. Google it if you’d like to be disappointed.
Also, I will be eventually writing about Top Chef Masters, but I’ve been real busy the last two weeks and I’m still behind. Awful Photoshops coming next week, I promise.
