The Comfort Wipe Will Help You Wipe Your Lazy Assh*les!

Do you need help wiping your ass? Seriously, do you need help wiping your ass? That’s not an expression – I’m literally asking if you need an eighteen-inch plastic gripping object to assist you when you are on the toilet and need wipe your ass. Seriously.

If you’re still saying “yes” with a straight face, then The Comfort Wipe is the plastic toilet paper gripping product for you!

I think we have a pretty good idea of who might be buying this thing…

(Thanks to fellow lazy A-Hole Matt Little!)