- Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent and is currently seeking mental help. Because no adults are gonna buy her $9.99 front-of-Best-Buy cd now that the little yellow explosion on the cover will say “Runner-Up of Britain’s Got Talent”.
- Heidi & Spencer have reportedly asked to get off I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here after only a couple days in South America. Yep, even on a campy self-aware reality show about whiny celebrities, they’re coming off as whiny celebrities.
- A feature film based on the character Heathcliff the Cat is on its way. The studio is confident that the poor animation and jokelessness from the tv show will translate to the big screen.
- Angelina Jolie has returned to her film set two days after injuring her head. The story of some attractive Oscar-baiting woman must be told!
- And finally, Will Ferrell sunscreen: the only sunscreen on SNL from ’96 to 2000.
