My Brain: Man, how crappy does everything about G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra look?
Me: Shut up, brain, I loved G.I. Joe. I know it’s campy and a little ridiculous, but I still want to see the movie.
My Brain: The trailer is nonsensical, the director did Van Helsing and The Scorpion King, the poster is insulting…
Me: SHUT UP, brain, I know what I’m doing.
My Brain: …And the teaser clip during the MTV Movie Awards last night shows Storm Shadow blowing up the Eiffel Tower with a melty gun and Baroness jokes “nice shoes!” and “real American heroes!” and the G.I. Joes all wear awful physics-defying suits that turn them into crappy CGI’d non-humans–
Me: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
